Remember when Peter Stanonik crawled around after having his marbles busted during an MMA fight? He sure does! Jonas Bilharinho and Canaan Kawaihae joined the “smashed cojones” club, smashed each other in the gonads, then fell to the floor. The guys went to the kneeling position after landing the same blow at the exact same time, leaving the audience gasping.

Naturally, the fighters were temporarily disabled, trying to mend the damage to their nuts while in the middle of their bout. Don’t worry, the fight continued. You’d think wearing even more protection down there might be considered one day.

There’s a good chance their ballbags look just like their cauliflower ears at this point – all shriveled and leak when you poke them.


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