This is how ya do it! The video at the bottom of this blog post shows Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin stand up and offer to fist fight labor leader Sean O’Brien. This took place at a Senate Help Committee hearing after Mullin was read a tweet where O’Brien says he’d take him “any time, any place.” Looks like Mullin was talking trash and not ready to back it up in person. What a shame!

If we learn one thing from this video below, it’s that politics needs more violence. We’re not getting anywhere watching these people talk and talk and talk and never agree and never do anything. Heck, we can’t even get potholes fixed in Philly! But think about this – if the politicians started fighting each other, then I bet we’d get a lot done, a lot faster. Nothing says get back to work like a few black eyes, right?

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Now take this up a notch and have guys like Joe Biden, Putin, and that Zelensky guy who takes all of the American money – make the world leaders fist fight. No more soldiers fighting to solve other people’s problems. Let the leaders of the free world duke it out. Then we won’t end up with any more 80-old-presidents falling up the steps and not being able to form a coherent sentence. And maybe we won’t have some guy in the Ukraine sucking all our money away while our American cities get ravaged by crime.

But hey, what do I know! I’m just some nerd on the computer cheering for politicians to beat the shit out of each other. If I know one thing, it’s this – if you’re gonna talk trash on the Internet like O’Brien did, then you better be willing to back it up. If not, then you’re a big nothing. A no one. A giant walking vagina who no one will ever respect. Talk the talk, or walk the walk! Now enjoy this video of a senator almost fighting a labor boss.

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