{"id":9845,"date":"2021-10-03T16:24:20","date_gmt":"2021-10-03T16:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rawdogsports.com\/?p=9845"},"modified":"2024-01-19T05:00:55","modified_gmt":"2024-01-19T05:00:55","slug":"buffalo-bills-fans-break-tables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rawdogsports.com\/blog\/buffalo-bills-fans-break-tables\/","title":{"rendered":"Buffalo Bills fans don&#8217;t break hearts, they break TABLES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Bills Mafia never lets us down! You know if you were born a table and ended up at a Bills tailgate, then you&#8217;re about to be smashed in half by a human being!<\/p>\n<p>This time it&#8217;s a dude tossing a lady and she smashes it with ease, but he&#8217;s gotta help her up. I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s seen the videos, but if this is her first time on the table, then she surely got a surprise.<\/p>\n<p>And hey, at least it&#8217;s a BillsMafia table and not the kind Dexter works with! But that&#8217;s only for the bad guys anyway &#8211; like Cowboys fans!<\/p>\n<p>Nothing says love like smashing your lady through a table, unless you&#8217;re Ike Turner &#8211; then it probably wasn&#8217;t love. But hey, what&#8217;s love got to do with it.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">In Buffalo they don\u2019t break hearts, they break tables <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BillsMafia?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#BillsMafia<\/a> (via: Tylerlaird205\/ig) <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/A7a5vh8UBn\">pic.twitter.com\/A7a5vh8UBn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/barstoolsports\/status\/1444696440404643840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bills Mafia never lets us down! You know if you were born a table and ended up at a Bills tailgate, then you&#8217;re about to be smashed in half by a human being! 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